Girl Talk: Blow

It's 12:54AM and I'm in my living room with the AC in the arctic and the room is pitch black. My drink of choice tonight is my favorite cocktail...Sex on the Beach. It is the perfect blind of fruity and liquor. Before you proceed I must flash my big and beautiful Parental Advisory Label. If you get easily offended or overly uncomfortable about sex, this isn't for you. It's ladies night and it's time for some much needed girl talk. So picture it...it's been a crazy week and you're looking forward to the weekend. Tired but looking forward to spending some much needed couples time with the boo. Ya'll finished dinner and he's gone to take a shower so ya'll can watch movies in the bed. The steam from the shower sends the sexy aroma of his body wash, (you know, the one you bought him because you love how it smells on him) is in the air. You exhale and squeeze them thighs together. Your thoughts run wild. And the intensity of your privacy area has you hot and bothered. You run to kitchen to grab a cup of ice. Like Plies said, "now she suck me with ice" You ready to get it poppin. You step in the bathroom and see the outline of his masculine body and say fuck it. You strip down and join him in the shower. "What you doing?" he asked. "I couldn't wait" you reply. Ever gave head in a shower? Tonight ladies we will dive into the act of oral sex. Now I remember about 10 years ago or so, when pretty much every girl was like...oh no, I'm not sucking no dick. That's nasty, maybe for my husband. Blah Blah Blah. Them hoes was lying! Knowing good and damn well they were going home and gobbling that damn dick down like it was a piece of Popeye's Chicken! Now a days, people have become more comfortable with the subject and admit it openly. I wanna say that a horrible stereotype is that every gay man sucks dick and loves receiving. That is not true. I know gay men who do not enjoy the sucking of a dick, whether big or small, it's not their thing. Usually they are tops. And then there are some bottoms who don't enjoy being on the receiving end...I am one of them. I don't need you to slob the knob, I'll enjoy doing it enough for the both of us! Hell some lesbians don't like getting eaten out. That was news to me, but it is true. So stop with the stereotypes that Oh you gay, you suck dick. Oh you a lesbian, you eat pussy. Just stop it!

Then there are some ladies who just boycott it completely. Now in this day and age, no girl, suck that dick. If not to completion at least in the 4-Play round! Things are getting hot and heavy, kissing, touching, rubbing and he drops them boxers (or briefs) and it's just sitting up all nice and strong. Go down there and say hello! Like what the fuck! Stop boycotting the dick! But you damn sure want him to eat that cooch though! And I know some ladies and bottoms will disagree but if you're in a good relationship, you should be sucking, especially if he enjoys it. Shit suck just to show you care, lol. It ain't right ladies , the shit just ain't right! And then you say, "Oh, I don't suck dick, but you can eat this pussy". Girl bye!

And same thing goes vice versa. If your dude tells you he don't eat the coohie, that muthefucker is lying. I have YET to meet a straight man who doesn't like doing it. So the next question you should ask is, "Did you eat your last girl pussy?" "How about the girl before her?" If that is Yes and yes and followed by a damn excuse....GIRL! THEN you stop sucking his dick! Find out what the problem is. Because he eat coochie, he just ain't eating yours! And if it's really his thing, he may be eating it somewhere else... Ladies don't stand for that shit, "Oh, yeah girl, I don't eat pussy, but you can suck this dick!" Hell NO! Quid pro quo in this bitch! We can 69 this thang on out, when he stop, you do too!

Now if you start getting bored with it, SWITCH THAT THANG UP! Get some ice! Chocolate! SOMETHING! I saw this picture of a chocolate covered dick and I was like...hey baby...I'm going to the store! lol Why not? Whip cream that thing, you don't like chocolate? They have Strawberry and Carmel as well!

Now here are some don'ts, DO NOT bite that man's stuff! The shit is sensitive and teeth hurt! Tuck em in your lips if you have too, you should not be biting him! You should not be using your hands every time, technically, I consider it cheating. Just like Waka said, "look ma no hands!" DO NOT suck the balls too hard, it's unpleasant. DO NOT complain about how long it takes him. You should already know if your man takes a while to bust. So if you're going in knowing that...just be in it for the long haul or keep it in the 4-Play rounds lol.

Ladies don't be afraid to give a little direction when he playing with that clitoris. If the shit don't feel right, find a gentle way to tell him that...Don't be put off head because of bad experiences, especially if you KNOW you like it.

Finally, something becoming more open, is the booty. Like I said before, don't act like you don't like that booty ate. The shit is fucking amazing! I prefer it over the other ANY DAY! Especially if he got good tongue work! Bottoms don't be afraid to ask these tops for it. If you're in a long committed relationship or married, your sex life should be pretty open (within reason).

If you don't like it on your knees, let him lay in the bed, spread eagle and get YOUR eagle on. And don't let anybody make you feel ashamed about what you like to do in the bedroom, with YOUR man because 9 times out of 10 they mad because they man ain't licking that shit right! And that's keeping it 100! Until next girl talk ladies and gays!