I'm just gonna open with one basic question....Does size matter?
Now we get objectified all the damn time. Our tops want us to have big booties and they want it nice and soft and plentiful, the shit has to clap, and look stupid in them jeans. Ladies know too, their men want them with big titties, coca-cola bottle shapes and Nicki Minaj booties. Well, it's not talked about as much as what the guys do, but we objectify too! My homegirl doesn't even consider a dick big unless it's at least 10 inches and that's a starting point for her!!!
So let's get into it, because it's levels to the shit. There's growers and showers, pencils, stupid thick, Mandingo size and just plain stupid. Let's talk about the growers and showers. A grower is a guy that when soft appears to have a small penis but when he's hard he gets an inch or two and some width. (cough cough Shemar Moore) A shower...well...that's just it. What you see is what you get. Let's say you've been dating a guy and it's time to get down to the hot and heavy. You look at those big strong hands, ooh girl he wear a size 12.5!!! You're back at his place, he's kissing and rubbing you. You trying to take that belt OFF and unbutton his pants! Hormones are racing. You want that shit BAD! You finally get them pants down....and he's soft and it's about as long as your middle finger. Stop for minute, what do you do? Do you take a chance on it getting bigger when it's hard, or are you just completely turned off? Hmmmm.... Let's give him a shot, so you stroke him while he's kissing your neck. And you fling that head back because his lips on you feel so damn good and you just want to be dramatic. You slide down to suck on him to get him up to speed, and he's hard now...still about the size of your middle finger....so he's not a grower...he's a shower... Now keep in mind, he's sexy, has good potential, good head on his shoulders, but this dick is just...not...what's...up....Do you proceed because you've made it this far or do you just say fuck it, you know the sex will be whack anyway? This scenario happens all the time. Let me tell you, you could be walking out on the best thing to happen to you. He could also give amazing head and can work that ass like he's a 10. Just saying...it's a judgement call...he also may never please you sexually...gamble gamble gamble lol If I were single and in this situation, I'd probably give him a shot, teach him a few tricks and go from there. Any asshole can have a big dick, but a good booty eater with a good head on his shoulders is hard to find lol
A lot of bottoms swear up and down their man has to have a big dick. But hunny, every big dick ain't golden! A pencil (cough cough Chris Brown) is a long dick with no type of thickness. Hell you grab it hard enough you might break the shit! So let's say you've been seeing this guy for a bit. You've had sex a few times but nothing spectacular. He's gotten comfortable...cocky even. Yeah he's kinda cute, stable living, but he thinks he just rocked your world. Eats good booty, gives pretty good head. But this 9 inch dick he's bragging on is about as thick as a stack of quarters....You've rode the dick, he's had you on your back with your legs to the moon, doggy style, standing up, in the kitchen, in the bed, whatever, you're just not feeling it. Do you continue to hope it'll get better, or shatter that ego and kick his "cocky" (pun intended) ass to the curb?.... This is a toss up for me, if he's cocky, I'd have to bring that ass back down to earth. Unfortunately they're seldom sweet, usually these pencil dick muthafuckers are cocky as shit because it's long. So (if I were single) I would have to shatter that ego. Ladies y'all know too, you get a pencil dick and he doing overtime on that cooch, to compensate for thickness. The daddy long stroke only feels good if tearing down walls at the same time, HELLO!
On the flip side, you have those who are thick as hell! I call them stupid thick. That's that dick that has nice length and stupid thickness. That's that shit that every time he puts it in, it has you biting the pillow. That's that yes sir daddy dick right there lol. I remember a time, it was the first time me and this guy had sex, I'm all ready to go and he massage the hole a bit. Next thing I know, he starts sliding in....I was like....WAIT! wait...nope, sorry I can't do it. LMAO! OMG, that moment was like wow! That thickness was no joke boy! I'm too tight for that mess lol. But these are my favorites, give me thickness, it hits that spot. You know what they say, pain is pleasure...lol
There is a misconception that black men is the only Mandingo in this world. I've seen some (yes porn) white guys that can hang (pun intended) with these black dudes now! So don't get it twisted, white guys can be Mandingos too! I think we all know what the Mandingo is all about. He has that perfect length and perfect thickness. I have a friend that refuses these lol He says he's not a power bottom and doesn't need a big ass dick to enjoy sex. I agree. Just because you're packing the Mandingo doesn't always mean you know how to use it. It takes more than sliding in and out to put it down. And that's real talk!
Finally we have those rare dudes that is just STUPID BIG. I'm talking dick so damn big the shit make you shutter just looking at it! These dudes be so damn humble. lol They're the ones that don't talk about sex, or hint at their size. That's that creep up and get ya dick! lol I'm serious y'all. These be the dicks that you think like, how in the fuck is this shit natural. Stupid long and stupid thick. That shit ain't going in me, I'm sorry. I draw the line at some point lol. So you're dating this dude and you avoid going home with him. So after dinner and a movie, it's like, Oh I got a early day tomorrow, let's wrap it up early. lol. And when he finally get that ass alone, you're like FUCK, gotta take this shit. Laying there thinking about a damn song or some shit until you get used to it! LMAO!! My home girl like shit like this though. Cooch so damn numb, she probably don't feel the shit no more lol. And then have the nerve to be like, "Naw baby don't run, take this dick". Muthafucker, you bend over and let me get a dildo and see how you like this stupid ass dick you trying to get me to take. lol
I enjoy sex like any other bottom and most ladies. But to answer my own question, no. Size doesn't matter. Many will disagree. You can have a smaller guy that can work the hell out of you and make you think you just ran a fucking marathon. Or have a big ass dick that can't work shit. I opt for skill. Especially when he's thick and skilled with that tongue! And that's keep it 100, Fuck that, that's Keeping it 100000000000!! lol
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