Don't you bring me....NO BAD NEWS!

Don’t nobody bring me….no bad news lol What’s up 100s, this topic has run across me recently and I have to bring it to you. I’m a just get right to it. Would you wanna know if your EX gets married or expecting a child? Let’s drop a scenario...... You’re happy in your relationship and things are going good. You're married, maybe some rugrats, whatever. Then your friend comes to you and acts like they have the most important news for you.... “BITCCHHHHH I ran into so and so yesterday and guess what.... bitch HE GETTIN MARRIED!! And this new hoe, I mean he alright, he ain't you though!”.....pause to roll your eyes lol.... But would you wanna know? My answer is no. If I’m happy in my life, don’t come telling me about no loser from the past. I don’t care about how long we were together or how it ended. I don’t wanna know. Why would I care? I’m the type of person that I wish all my exes the best anyway, good for them. Whatever turmoil they caused me is in the past, I don’t have any ill feelings towards any of them…. well…the majority of them lol just joking. But for real, I’m happily married and my life is amazing. I don’t care what’s going on with them. Now on the flip side, if I wasn’t happy or not married, then…NOPE still wouldn’t wanna know. Lol. I can be honest, if I’m not happy and we ended badly, I might be a little bitter. He showed HIS ass in our relationship AND HE gets the happy ending first!?!?!? Lol Bottom line I don’t wanna know. And you never know what kind of buried emotions you can dig up by bringing up an ex. Some of ya'll say you're good and moved on, but just the mention of their names shakes your soul and sends shivers down your back. My opinion, leave the past in the past, don't bring me no news about somebody I USED TO be with. 

Now, this doesn’t apply if it’s your baby daddy or ex-husband. Baby daddy, is a definite yes, because this is who your child is going to be around! Ex-husband…. I don’t know. If we haven’t spoken in years then maybe not. I really don’t know. So let’s hear your thoughts…would you wanna know? Would you be mad at your friend for bringing you the news? What if you still have feelings for the ex…be honest and above all keep it 100!!

Ask Chris: Cheaters Pt. 3

Hey what’s up my 100s!!! I’ve gotten an overwhelming response to my Cheaters blog. So before we move on to the next blog, we’re gonna expand on this one. So our question today comes all the from Virginia! 

“Dear Chris, So I read your Cheaters Blog and it truly got me to thinking. I have suspected my boyfriend of cheating on me for months now. Now please don’t think I’m stalker crazy, but he always goes into another room to talk on the phone. So I try my best to listen. He also has his phone on super tight security and I’m not allowed to go through it at all. I even found a condom underneath my bed. He swears I’m paranoid and the condom was from us. He’s starting to make me feel like I’m crazy, but my gut tells me I’m not wrong. In some instances, it seems like he’s pulling away from me. I don’t know. What do you think? Please tell me something.”

Ok, first of all my fellow 100, I’m glad you enjoyed my blog.Thank you so much for reading. Second, I do not think you’re crazy. Take it from someone who’s been there. To be honest, I’ve been on both ends of the spectrum, meaning, I’ve been wrong and right about my suspicions of my other half cheating. So if you suspect something, do not let your intuition run wild and drive you crazy because it will. So on one hand, you have to be prepared that you may actually be wrong. Talk to him, let him know you wanna talk on a serious note, no bullshit. Keep it 100(no pun intended) with each other. If you’re wrong then that’s a slight relief, however whatever led you to your suspicions need to be addressed as well. I personally don’t believe in the whole extra tight security on the phone. Loosen that grip dude! He can leave it locked, just give up that code ;) As for the condom, is it possible that it could have been from ya’ll? In the heat of the moment, stuff gets thrown anywhere. lol As for the distance, talk about that too. You never wanna feel like that. Communication is key. BUT…if you get enough evidence to prove that what you’re experiencing is indeed an actual jackass move on his part…... Then same rules apply. Don’t play games, bring it to him straight. I’m not gonna say leave him, that is entirely up to you. But he needs to know that going around showing his ass or in this case his dick to everybody or whoever, will not be tolerated! If he can’t agree to an exclusive monogamous relationship then you’ll have to decide at that point if this is something YOU’RE willing to accept and go from there. These things can be tricky but you have to follow your heart and always remember your worth! Good luck to you and thanks for keeping it 100 with me!

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Cheaters

Cheaters….can’t stand em…any questions? Anything related to the word cheat…equals lie. For starters, if someone tells you they cheated because of this or that and it should be ok, that’s a lie. Nothing justifies cheating. I don’t care if your lover cheated first. Two wrongs don’t make a right. If you’re gonna stay with them after their indiscretions, then you should truly forgive them and move forward. I don’t give a damn if they’re not doing something sexually, for whatever reason. That doesn’t generate a go fuck em all pass for you! I don’t give a fuck if your lover shot you in the foot, if you’re still there then you should be willing to forgive them, not coming up with ways to get back at them. Just because someone hurts you in some way doesn’t give you the right to violate them back. Granted we’re all human and I have a strong vindictive urge of revenge when I’m wronged, but at some point when you want your relationship to work you have to truly forgive and move forward. If you can’t then let it go and move on with your life. That’s life, it is what it is. You have to ask yourself is this worth it? Can it be fixed? Just leave them if they hurt you that badly beyond repair. Hurting them won’t make you feel better.

If someone tells you everyone cheats, that’s a lie. Is everyone capable of cheating? Call me cynical but I’ve come to not put anything pass a person’s moral character. Any person is capable of anything. But that doesn’t mean any and every person will do the unthinkable or act immorally. Every man is not a cheater. Gay or straight. I have come across some genuinely good men in my 28 years. Men that are faithful and loyal. They would just leave instead of cheat. Woman too. People think men are the ultimate evil, like they can’t resist the temptations put in front of them. But women act on impulse as well. When they feel lonely or unappreciated, all it takes is the right man on the right day. Don’t act like ya’ll haven’t seen Tyler Perry’s Temptation. Bottom line is, it is all wrong. If you’re not happy, leave. Don’t be selfish trying to have your cake and eat it too. If you can work it out, then do so. Everyone just wants to be happy at the end of the day, stop the justifications and lies and live in your truth. You fuck up, own it. You forgive, release it. And that’s keeping it 100!

Ask Chris: Love Triangle

What’s up all my real 100s! It’s the first edition of my new segment Ask Chris. You can contact me on any of my social media outlets and ask me a question and I’ll respond! Today’s question comes all the way from Missouri!

“Dear Chris, I need a blog on what you do when you fall for a guy that is already married but has told u several times he wants to divorce her. Yes, we’ve kissed. But I really like him. I briefly considered not moving cuz of this guy. Honestly, I’m not a homewrecker. This is the first married man I have gotten involved with.”

Ok my fellow real 100, first off, I’m not here to judge you. This is strictly my opinion, but you know I’m a keep it 100 with you. These things never end well. What is he really doing for you, for you to fall for him? Stealing little moments away, can’t call after a certain time, the sneaking around…It all gets real old, really quick. If a man wants to make you his number one, you will be. He’d stop telling you he’s “going to” divorce her and it would be done. He’s not gonna leave her, they rarely do. If he will do this to her, his wife, someone he (once) loved and took vows with, what will he do to you? If his marriage is that horrible, why hasn’t he already divorced her before trying to step to you? If it were me, I wouldn’t stop my plans for him, because he’s definitely not stopping his life for you. You deserve better than this. And you ARE better than this. Imagine if it were you. How would you feel about your husband/boyfriend kissing another woman? Sometimes you have to take yourself out of your own feelings and put yourself in hers. It’s ok to be selfish and do things to make YOU happy at times but not when it comes to someone else’s union. This is just my opinion. I have to say it straight forward so hopefully you’ll take a step back and get a good look at the situation. I hope this helps. It’s never a good thing being someone’s side ANYTHING. It appears cute in songs, but even when you strip it down to real life, it’s an unnecessary and sad situation. Good luck to you and thanks for keeping it 100 with me!

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Ladies/Gentlemen

What’s up ya’ll! Let’s keep it 100 for the last week of May! So in my own normal fashion…when I hear or see something that intrigues me, I MUST speak out on it. So as it stands, same sex couples are able to marry and share the same benefits as any other couple. Transgenders are able to walk freely (for the most part) and are becoming more accepted every day. The term “gay” is becoming the new normal. Hell they’re even trying to turn Captain America gay…lol… So why is it an issue that, transgenders shouldn’t be able to use the restroom of the gender they identify with? They have been doing it for YEARS. And now because it’s been brought to the light it’s an issue!?!?! I’m sorry, it’s dumb as fuck, that’s my opinion and you’re entitled to yours.

No matter how much of a big step the LGBT community takes, there is always something trying to knock us back. It’s always SOMETHING! But here’s the gotcha, of course I would expect people who are against this community to object, but there are people who “allegedly” pro-gay that object as well. So this is what I have to say, and I’m sure I’ll ruffle some feathers. All these women, fag-hags and gay-lovers that have a problem with it, how are you pro-gay and pro-equality when you have a problem with a transgender using a restroom! Do you think if a woman transitioned into a man that men would have a problem with it????? NO! Men don’t give a fuck! So why it is that, if a man transitions into a woman, that you’d have a problem with them using the women’s restroom???? It ain’t like there are urinals in there!!! Like I said, it’s dumb as fuck, but that’s my opinion. And don’t bring the kids into this, I’m sure there are plenty of things your kids shouldn’t witness under your parental guidance but that doesn’t make you a bad parent! Kids don’t see this shit, all they see is a woman going into a stale and (hopefully) coming out and washing her hands. BIG FUCKING WHOOP!

You know what I’ve come to the conclusion of, women who have a problem with it, really aren’t ok with gays as they appear. Underneath it all, there’s an underlining disgust or/and hatred for gays. You think we’re trying to steal your men and corrupt your kids. Girl bye! Stop pretending!! Please, we have enough people firing off against us, we don’t need FAKE supports as well! Please cut that shit out and keep it 100!

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Moment for Life...

I wanna start off by saying, RIP to my stepdad. It’s been a year today since you’ve left us and went home to glory…… In 2006, I entered college, a young 18 year old with money and men on my mind. I took a math class that I ended up failing. Not because it was too difficult but because I didn't even try. Over the years, I had to wait to get back in school because being under the age of 24 with no spouse or children, I was considered a "depended" to the eyes of financial aid. So without help, I decided to sit, be patient and wait on God. When I turned 24, I was ready to hit the ground running! FSCJ made me jump through hoops, but I blew my first semester out the water with straight A's. But my past came back to bite me in the ass and I had to sit out another year after my successful one. When I tell you, I wanted my education SO bad, I was given a chance to show that I mean business and it STILL wasn't good enough. So God blessed us and we were able to pay for me to retake the math class I failed out of pocket and I passed it with an A. I've been focused and determined ever since. But that doesn't mean my road got easier. There were many times I wanted to give up, some days I thought, "this shit is just too fucking hard". But I pushed through. My husband and God alone were the only driving forces in my success. Because when I was ready to say FUCK IT ALL, God kept me going and my husband lit a fire in me that forced my determination.

I wish I could say this achievement has been met with overwhelming love and support. There has been haters along the way that have wished ill on us. There has been family along the way that has tried to diminish the importance of this accomplishment. There is friends that have pretended to wish us well, and have turned their backs on us. What the fuck is wrong with you people? You know what I have to say about all that...FUCK IT. My husband is the strongest man I know. And I am so overwhelming proud of him. Even more than myself. We both deserve to be celebrated and met with an overload of positive responses from the people around us. Again, what the fuck is wrong with you people? Everyone wants to attend a graduation party, but don't wanna put up no funds! Don't wanna get out of themselves and put something together!?! GIRL/BOY BYE!!! I personally reached out to people letting them know about this event, date/time/place. I will not chase anyone to be there. Either you will or you won't. I'm not sending a reminder text. If you're getting married, do you send a reminder text to your guests? Thought not... Again...sorry-I ain't sorry! When you hurt me, you only end up hurting yourself....Shout out to my brother for really wanting to be there but unable to. Love ya bro!

I don't mean to get long winded, but I just wanna say this to my husband. Between you and I, we are the FIRST of our parents' children to graduate with a degree. I hope the rest of our siblings will follow suit eventually. But for now, it's just us. We got each other through, and I am proud to walk this stage with you. You are an incredible man. You encouraged me when no one else did. You believed in when I didn't believe in myself. I love you so much. Thank you for putting up with my attitude and those hard moments. I honestly couldn't have done it without you. This one's for you baby! We both deserve to live in this moment and be happy, no matter who's there... And that's keeping it 100!!

Girl Talk: Strokes

What's up to all my girls keeping it 100 wit me! It's been a while since we've sat with some cocktails and had a little girl's talk. I think it's way overdue, don't you? So before I begin, anyone new to the girl talks? If you're not familiar with this particular segment and get offended by sexual content, this ain't the place for you boo...Go back and take another spin on Run Its Course Pt. 3 lol Now that that's out the way, let's talk...

So as many of you know by now, The Game has been posting his #Meatprintpapi and #FineniggaFriday pictures. And boy can I say....that man has some meat on HIM!!! Well there was one post in particular where he made us count the strokes. So since then I've been wondering....have any of you counted the strokes before? How many is good enough? He said 20 long hard strokes...is that too many? Or not enough? Let's dive in...

So after your job has stressed you the fuck out, you come home after a long day. Your man is waiting for you, y'all chill, eat and take a shower (because a shitty ass, smelly balls, funky dick and stinky puss ain't cute) It's time for him to lay the pipe. He kissing the right spots, you're moaning like crazy. And just like that, he's in that thing. He hitting that daddy long stroke, pulling out to the head and sliding in as deep as he can go. How many strokes is good enough? Let's say he hit you with the 20 and then he cums. You good with that? Is 20 hard good strokes enough to make the river flow? Is it too many? Wait...before I continue with that....I think anything less than 20 is just fucking unacceptable....so we won't go there. Can you make due with 20? Or should it be 30? 50? Have you ever even counted?

Now I'll be honest, the next scenerio is me...so he daddy long stroking that thing. Dick so good and hitting the right spots you can barely moan his name out! He slide in deep, rubbing, sucking and kissing, just driving you fucking insane...next thing you know...y'all both reach the peak and cum together! Shit...damn dick was so good, you ain't have time to count! Or maybe lost count somewhere around 22....lol

Just a thought. Do you count? If you do, how many is good enough? Let's keep the girl talk going and remember if you're reading we're all freaks, keep it 100!!!